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What are the Best Road Safety Slogans?

No Comments »Written on December 9th, 2011 by jonckie
Categories: Insurance Humour, Q&A, Vehicle

With Recognition to Global-Traffic.net we would like to share the best Road Safety Slogans! We would also like to invite our online visitors to share some of their favourite slogans...

Here is collection of some road traffic slogans:

  • Alert today – Alive tomorrow.
  • Normal speed meets every need.
  • Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
  • The best drivers are aware that they must be beware
  • If you know you are driving to your death –would you still drive so fast?
  • You can’t get home, unless you’re safe.
  • Night doubles traffic troubles.
  • Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.
  • Safety is not automatic, think about it.
  • Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.
  • Slow down! Your family will be waiting for you.
  • Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
  • Stop accidents before they stop you.
  • Drive as if every child on the street were you own.
  • Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety
  • The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
  • Safe Driving, Saves Lives.
  • Life don’t have Reset button. Drive safe.
  • Shining Bright Lights at each other is not Road Safety. – provided by Lightmare
  • Follow traffic rules, save your future
  • Better Late than Never!
  • Better be Mister Late than to be Late Mister
  • Mountains are pleasure if you drive with leisure
  • Stop accidents before they stop you!!
  • Drive with reason this holiday season.
  • Speed thrills but kills!
  • Look every way every day!
  • If you know you are driving to your death –would you still drive so fast?
  • While driving avoid phone or else your family will be left alone
  • Be alert! Accidents hurt.
  • Prepare and prevent, don’t repair and repent.
  • Have another day
  • Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
  • Stay Alive – Think and Drive.
  • A driving tip for the day – yield the right of way.
  • Reckless driving just may be your ticket to some place out of this world!
  • Hit and run was meant for the ball field.
  • Driving like there’s no tomorrow is likely to produce that result.
  • Safety starts with “S”, begins with “You”
  • Drive safety rules are your best tools
  • Driving faster can cause disaster.
  • Drive like hell and you will be there.
  • Know road safety, No injury. No road safety, Know injury.
  • Road safety is a state of mind, accident is an absence of mind.
  • Your destination is reward for safe driving.
  • Follow traffic rules, save your future.
  • Everything comes your way, if you are in the wrong lane.
  • Drive, don’t fly
  • Road safety is a cheaper & effective insurance.
  • Accidents do not happen, they are caused.
  • Do not use cell phone while driving
  • Do not mix drinking and driving
  • Fast drive could be Last drive
  • Know safety, not accident!

Big Screen televisions may cause unexpected damage!

We all love our big screen TV's, but are we prepared for some of the unexpected damages that may accompany this high-tech equipment? I could not resist sharing a video received from a friend in an email titled "The problem with Big Screen TV's".

Instead of focusing on all the insurance risks and perils for household and home insurance, such as water damage - we could just sit back and enjoy the clip below:

A badge does not provide the protection of life and disability cover!!

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher.

He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!!

No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"